/waifu/ threadsong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thxEeVpg0mArurus:>claim waifu>post waifu>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)>no erp>no overly lewd contentComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>917961988Imagine terminator but with Altair.
I genuinely laughed at the thought of altair speaking voice lines from terminator.
Fax machine.
Needs to unknowingly sign up for porn only to find out she signed up for a hardcore facefucking scene with a 45 year old man
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>>917962434perfect
>>917962472Adorable face juicy body mmmmm pumping
Is there an easy way to convince my little sister to suck me & let me cum in her mouth?
>>917935247 previous anons were pretty good already1) two red dots on dick for snakebite, claim you've already called and that they wouldnt arrive soon enough so she has to suck it out. if you could, you'd do it but you cant reach. ask her not to tell anyone bc of how bad you'd feel if this got out. just claim a snake attacked you through your pants or when changing or on the toilet or just up the sides of your shorts.2) cold hard cash if no snakes around. thus should always work, but so would it on any hooker. kinda pointless. if you're cheap, make sure she cant just run out on you, so you can increase the amount with her definitely hearing you and having to think about it.3) claim you burnt your dick on the stove a little and that 911 said they cant send anyone, but that licking the burn and/or keeping it in a mouth would be the best way to heal it. if she asks why you burnt your dick, say you wanted to burn off your pubes or that you just showered and wanted to dry your crotch faster or some shit. play up the pain if she doesnt believe you.4) this one requires a lot of setup: i assume you are remotely on kissing basis with your sis, ie smooches on the cheek, forehead and maybe other innocent body parts are fine. troll her by pressing your tongue through your lips next time you kiss her, laugh and watch as she'll try to avenge this the same way. (tried it, works). make it become like a ninja game where you sneak up on her only to lick her in various places. get closer and closer to her boobs, crotch and/or even her mouth. women always give up soon. so at some point even if she did participate, she will stop and then it's only you kiss/licking her and she'll be more and more annoyed. before she gets overly annoyed (anger kills horniness/curiosity), escalate to other body touches/licks. in the end straight up touch her boobs/ass, but keep on playing it off as a prank. your crowning achievement would be to sneak up on her with a boner and to dick slap her picrel
>>917961746cont:4) some evening act like you're super drunk/uti, ideally she also had some. then straight up grape her and the next morning comfort her, ask for forgiveness and that you werent yourself. works way more often than you'd think. still, make sure she enjoys it, it's always easier to convince them if they didnt suffer. through it.5) let her catch you masturbating to girls specifically not doing anything hardcore but who look a lot like her, but ideally worse. you dont wanna scare her, you want her to think that she looks way better than them and that you'd be interested in her. anyway when she ie. walks in on you in your room or in the bathroom, swiftly get between her and the door, closing it so others cant enter. you isolate her but also make sure to imply that you dont mind her seeing anything, but it's anyone else who shouldnt see any of this. also make sure she thinks that she's already too deep in this and her and you are on the same side. now it's all about getting her acclimatised to you being naked sexually around her in a closed room. so peptalk her that things are gonna be fine if nobody else hears of this but with a raging hardon. answer her questions elquently, not just yes or no. imply that you're cool with her seeing you like this but that you didnt think anyone was around or could walk in on you and that you had to lock the door to be sure. make sure to not get dressed for as long as possible and to have your erect dick wave in her direction. this shows nonverbally that you think that her seeing you naked like that is completely normal. also, stay calm with her, once the door is closed. dont cover your softcore porn, let her see it some way. if she's curious, let her browse, so have some shit prepared, they are supposed to look more or less like her. ie search for "amateur brunette small tits strips slowly". as time goes on, your erection will most likely go slowly limp. you can try to keep it up whenever she aint lookin (cont)
>>917961746>>917962225cont.if she catches you, no problem, just say that you werent done and have a hard time stopping. if she tells you to stop, point out how difficult it is when she looks like the pornstars, just more beautiful (dont say sexy or hot). eventually it would be great if you could just jizz on the floor in front of her as if by accident, no matter how awkward and make sure you have a rag there for cleaning. no matter how she reacts, make her clean it up, that way she doesnt do anything sexual but she's an active part of it and she is less likely to tell but more likely to participate further. if she really doesnt want to, blame her for it. be that bc of her looks or bc she interrupted you and you couldnt finish calmly without making a mess. make sure to thank her afterwards. try to get as close as possible to her when you say it and look her in the eyes. and if you're quick, take the rag as it's still in her hands to also clean your dick. ideally, she doesnt let go, but most likely you'll have to also take her hand with the rag. once she has your cum on her, you're pretty much where you want her to be.oh, i forgot, some people have a lot of self control, so if you can, try to jizz on her handsfree the moment you close the door behind her. this is super hard, so jizzing on the floor as you close the door also works. it just really sells the fact that you've been caught masturbating and that she wasnt a turn off but actually a climax. dont be afraid of telling her so if she asks why you just came out and about. as you do all of these things, at some point it'll just feel like "ok, she now really has to go." bc of time passing and your time wasting/talking just coming to an end. that's when you must make sure to ask her one last thing, definitely with a hardon. if you lost your boner, better luck next time. but you're most likely in the age where you're gonna be fine, also excited about sex. so as a last thing tell her that you're still horny (cont)
It's literally just an old men's drinking club - nothing scary or sinister at all
>>917950994Hang yourself.
>>917950893Oh fuck off, you're boring.
>>917953972I heard that Zionists had infiltrated and co-opted freemasonry for their own ends and that's why Hitler wanted them out of Germany as well as the jews. Confirm/deny/comment?
s/fur self-hatred edition
>>917962354you're doing God's work
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I have a small dick and have been jealous of guys with big dicks since High school. That jealousy lead to me wanting to be cucked by a bigger dicked man.
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>>917962183Lol I’m retarded.>>917962400This post was meant to respond to yours
>>917962261What the fuck did you think?
>>917960358>>917954612Fuuuuck I would give my spleen to cum under these legs
>>917962374Look I’ve been an avid /b/ user since 2016 and I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen human decency on this board it’s a proud /b/ moment, brought tears to my eyes.
LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION NOW>dissolves the bitterness of involuntarily celibates>makes life easier for those who do not want to jump through social loops and rituals>substantially lowers school shootings cause the dregs can finally get laidGive me a single argument against prostitution that isn't women's suffrage ( that's not an argument anyways )https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-_UluYMPx0
>being a Morty
>>917960860Too late. Youths don't make enough money to afford most prostitutes. OnlyFans thots would take up the profession and raise the price
>>917962371disc babs anon?
>>917962393not atm sorry anon, i can tug on your cock here if you want
>>917962453looking babs in the eye as I moan for her and you work me
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>>917961700Digibrat SEXO!
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>>917962444nice tripps and nice gen anon, thank you, love the colors and the detail
>>917962407>>917962446>>917962424I don't think it would work...
Kik thread foranhour45Have had a really aadult week, been edging to get my mind off things and really need someone to help me cum.Femanons if you send a pic of your tits I’ll send an amazing and priceless and wonderful surprise (not my cock unless you want that kinda thing haha)
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Hey. I'm JonKreska and I'm doing tributes of your wifes.I'm just looking for some hot OC fapmaterial. I'm not a bull or any other roleplay shit. I just want to enjoy pix of your Lady tell you what I like about her and make some tributes.Add me if you like to share.My Kik: jonkreskaPicture just for the attention.
Sharing / Showing off my chubby Latina wife for a bit . Sixbombcherry
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>>917958289Isn’t it that slut who sucked you in exchange for weed for her and her bf? Did this happen more than once now?
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>>917962441So thick
>>917962432That ass!!!
>>917962455Mmmmmm baby girl show off for daddy
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