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why crime statistics dont matter
>>77399608>walk in street for 1 hour>100% certain a group of immigrants will insult me or try to rob me>"anecdotes and statistics don't matter"
>>77400108socioeconomic factors btfo ur argument
>>77399608To add to that point 99 percent of humans could just suddenly agree that stabbing babies was perfectly legal and it would be legal tomorrow
>>77400658Damn are you a Native American?
>>77399608>you have to pretend that justice....is perfectThey have to be otherwise they'll be sued for racism for easy payouts, retard. In fact, it's skewed the other way where prosecutors want ironclad cases to take to court otherwise the accused will be acquitted or they got the wrong guy. A lot of crime goes unsolved/unpunished exactly because they need a high bar of proof and/or they never find the guilty person.tl;dr The "system" treats niggers with kid gloves and does everything it can to NOT punish niggers, niggers STILL disproportionately commit crime and get punished for it.
>starving myself to lose weight>the weight I'm losing is all from the center of my torso and around my ribs instead of my disgusting love handles and distended belly>only 1 more BMI left before I start hitting underweightI'm too lazy to work out so I guess I'm just cursed to always look fat
>>77400139man I wish I had my bike still. thanks for the words of confidence
>>77398807If you're already walking you can try rucking, which is where you walk while carrying around weighs in a backpack. You can just take an existing backpack and fill it with rocks, about 30 lbs is a good start for beginners.
>>77400040No clue. So far these are all that i have. You can try searching for more. I didn't do it very meticulously
>>77400116You lose weight mostly through diet. If your weight has been stable for a while now, you can lose some of it with just few minor adjustments, if you've been gaining weight your first goal should be to just stop gaining and again, possible with just minor adjustments. it does require a minimal ammount of effort but you don't need to and frankly shouldnt go on a major crazy weightloss diet. As previous anon stated, running might be too hard on your knees, ankles and hips, but brisk walking should be perfectly alright and if you have time going for a long walks, especially in nature is great for both your healths. biking and swimming are both great low impact cardios, but you should do some resistance training as well to build some muscles and not end up weak and flubby. i dont know your situation but when i started excercising i was (still am desu tho to a lesser degree) extremaly anxious of being seen and judged so id go extremaly late to a small outdoor gym in a park nearby (monkey bars etc), like 11pm-3am late, just to avoid human interaction. eventually i build up a courage to go earlier and earlier, occasionally even striking some useless small talk with randos. there is no great epilogue of me making it, im stil weak, no gf and a neet, but a lot of things can be worked on. you got it anon. you don't need much to start. i can answer few question but take it with a grain of salt, im not extremaly fit either.
>>77401023I just wanted to add that swimming is great for high-rep low-weight resistance training. Water is about 800x the resistance of air, you absolutely do build muscle swimming. It more so builds dense type 1 muscle fibers rather than the big type 2 muscles for explosive strength that you get from lifting.
How could a man ever possibly let his daughter get to this point? Is there even any point in putting her on a diet? Her organs have likely been destroyed, and she would only have a couple years left.
I wonder what would happen if you sat on her bely..
Do not sit on your obese daughter's bely. It will cause her to spew shit and vomit everywhere.
>seeing all the women walking around outside in the sunshine with nearly zero(0) clothes on after getting off from workThis is why I like being a shut in. I never leave the house unless it's related to work. I dont dislike women however they are a painful reminder.
Lazying around EditionIt's Momcest Tuesday. You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77315422/
>>77400816>>77400892I know that for most people, sleeping with your mom itself is already impossible, but damn I can't imagine how good it must feel when you're in love with your mom and she wants to make a baby with you. We have a lot of safety checks in our society and our brains that prevent us from wanting our mom that way, which means to still want her and fall in love with your mom means she is pretty much the most perfect woman for you because she is so amazing that you broke all those barriers and even then you still have yet to seduce her. To reach the point where you both want to make children together and then cum inside her must create some kind of reaction inside your brain that is beyond human comprehension.
>>77401087Facesitting, asshole eating a few times, fingered her in her car in a public area... She's still very shy, I really want her to wear stockings, only managed to get her to do it once and she's worried she looks bad in them. She looked amazing.
>>77401179Stockings, choker and red high heels. And eat her asshole, maybe finger it a bit too
>>77399984She's still married and not horny (not overly at least)
>>77401250Oh trust me, any opportunity I get to eat her asshole I'm doing. Never thought about a choker and heels, I'll definitely think about it. She does wear sexy lacy underwear for me everytime fortunately.
grupo normi
los hispanohablantes somos normis
I've had a girlfriend before, enjoyed the sex but hated her dumbass female brain. I soon realised I want to be with someone who has a male brain/male way of thinking. I've fucked a tranny before and it was disgusting, cock and balls and shit dick ain't for me. I enjoyed their personality though. What are my options here? Wait for science to create the perfect trans woman surgery? I'm not fucking a man's ass again. I just can't do it.
force yourself to love tranny shit, can't be that hard
>>77401130I'm into the female body not the male body though. I can't be with someone who has a cock and balls or an axe wound. Also my family and little friends I have left would disown me for it
most trannies ive met act like retarded bpd women
>>77401121find an actual autistic girl, they are pretty malebrained
I am not immune 2 propagandai love hags now
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>>77397591I wanna be a good boy for a hag. I wanna make love to a hag. I wanna marry a hag.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>77401084>>77401153Nigger, sit down and meditate. Relationship are built on trust and love not pussylust.
>>77401178I wanna build a true and pure relationship with a hag so bad
>>77401274Your innate desire to be loved is understandable, but letting yourself get overwhelmed by lust won't get you anywhere. Old women are everywhere in the world, they could be lurking this thread as we speak but in this frame of mind anyone would be repulsed by you. What would a woman find appealing in you if you can't even curb your basic instincts? Don't approach girls with the intent to fuck them, you're only going to scare them away.
There are fat men with girl friends. Old men with girlfriends. Manlets with girlfriends. Deformed men with girlfriends. Handicapped men with girlfriends. And I'm just here not even knowing where to start.
>>77400721having a gf is overrated now, all of them are brainwashed the same as men, its a constant struggle on who is better, you might get a girl later in life but she probably will compare you to previous partners or the chad in turn talking to her so why bother?
>>77400721>And I'm just here not even knowing where to start.Neither did they. They just decide to stop thinking about it and just start. t. Manlet with GF
dont forget homeless men with girlfriendsmaybe when ill got one and ill report back on how to. i do believe i am deeply wizarded, probably more than you if that matters
>>77401248*when i got one
because you're bluepilledyou saw old betabuxxed sub5cels who settled up with used up LTBs and think that they have an actual fulfilling relationship
North Berwick Law edition
>>77397485recognize background!
>>77401025They are nice. You're surely not claiming you own one though?
My mum treats my sister's boyfriend like he's some kind of a god. Apparently he likes a special kind of steak with his breakfast, along with duck eggs cooked in grass fed butter, and san pelligrino water with lime in it. So that's what she made him this morning. I wouldn't get shit but she's going to special butchers looking for this "new york" style steak. What a cunt.
Just necked a wizza and some cheesy fries with jalapenos. Washed it down with a wint now garn have a few more jars. It welper's world x
Anyone else sick of this heat? I'n ready for winter.
I think figure skating is the coolest thing women do. Dance is boring. Cheerleading too. All other sports are just women being terrible men. Figure skating is the one thing women do that is amazing and they mog men hard.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ARTISTIC GYMNASTICS? i think its pretty cool too
>>77400867Female dance turned slutty and ugly. Figure skating is graceful and hyper feminine. I agree.
>>77400867Mens figure skating is better, but sure.If I met a girl who does figure skating we would atleast have something in common, because I use to do figure skating.
Is it possible to be happy and content with a poor IQ and learning difficulty/?
>>77400396I'm sick of seeing your stupid ass polluting the board with your threads. Take your stupidity elsewhere please, you're not even wanted here. The answer is yes, you can in fact be happy despite being a blundering imbecile, most people accomplish this every day. Now go somewhere else
>>77400396>memory>verbal>spatialwho gives a fuck about any of that fake shitI only wanna see results for ravens progressive matrices/PRI style tests
Owari da bros
>>77401190Very good. Nice mid IQ there mate.
>>77401228Surprised I even got 100. My brain feels like it's melted, 15 years of depression, very little social interaction and NEET'ing for 7 years fucked me up beyond repair.
Trying to take it easy with a sore neck
>>77400314You don't. This board does. I should have given up on it long ago.>>77400502I think we'd be better off moving to an alt-chan at this point, but I doubt any of you would follow.
my arms r sore again>>77400314forgot 2 tag koisher>>77400273>>77400502>It's more or less the same for me, I'm just a loner and get anxious about playing with other people especially if there is a lot to communicate. Hardly answer any DM or friend request even and I'm aware it makes me look aloof, I wish I didn't and I don't mean it in an offensive way either.aren't u frens with hu tao anon? What made him different?>The difference between joy and happiness is that while happiness is a spike, it's also ephemeral; on the contrary, joy is long lasting and can also be a byproduct of happiness. You are probably describing joy.i suppose that s true>I reject a life of hedonism as much as possible, especially if we talk about sexual pleasure. Sure, it doesn't mean I look for a life that is only hardships, but pure hedonism isn't something I envision for myself.don't u wanna feel good anon?>>77400726u could still stay on this board for these threadsit could be that one thing that makes this board bearable...
>>77401162Why do you insist on staying here? Barely anyone posts in your threads.
>>77398012>>On another note, what makes you guys happy?nothing that i have ever felt made me feel genuinely happy, and if it did it was so long ago that i cant remember it anymore. If i had to guess, i think maybe the last time i felt genuine happiness was when i built my PC>What makes you smile and maybe even go all giddy?my cat never fails to make me smile whenever i look at her so i guess thateverything else is a fleeting emotion that doesnt last long, and is never consistent. like for example i might buy something new and feel "happy" for like a day or two, and then buy another thing a different time and feel nothing
>>77401245U guys post here and that's enough 4 me. A few regulars is enough
