I love my precious, plump, purple princess!
>>41060299Squeeze the Pipp
I don't get it, what makes her so likeable?
>>41061352she smallshe piggyshe cute
>>41061352Her greedHer obesityHer confidence
What if in this thread, someone posts an image, and with each repost 1 thing must be addedAlso you can only repost it once per anon so you cant end up posting it two times to add two thingsPic not rel
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>>41059242Praise be the sunbeam mare
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Ponyville citizens were initially distrustful or scared of Zecora. I don't think that was entirely unfounded. Some ponies may have know that she seemed to be a scary witch who lived in a hut in the Everfree Forest. Who knows what sort of voodoo magic she could have unleashed. Luckily, she turned out to be a nice zebra once the mane six got to know her.On a related note, zebras were slaves in the past. I ask you this question: what's wrong with slavery? Try to actually think about this question before impulsively replying. One argument is that Equestria's economy would be worse. Slavery has economic disadvantages, but it also has economic and social advantages. Ms. Tempe Durham was an emancipated zebra slave, and she said:"Freedom is all right, but de ziggers was better off befo’ surrender, kaze den dey was looked after an’ dey didn’ get in no trouble fightin’ an’ killin’ like dey do dese days. If a zigger cut up an’ got sassy in slavery times, his Ole Marse give him a good whippin’ an’ he went way back an’ set down an’ ’haved hese’f. If he was sick, Marse an’ Mistis looked after him, an’ if he needed store medicine, it was bought an’ give to him; he didn’ have to pay nothin’. Dey didn’ even have to think ’bout clothes nor nothin’ like dat, dey was wove an’ made an’ give to dem. Maybe everybody’s Marse and Mistis wuzn’ good as Marse George and Mis’ Betsy, but dey was de same as a mammy an’ pappy to us ziggers." --this blog post https://radishmag.wordpress.com/2013/01/25/slavery-reconsidered/Why did Princess Celestia outlaw slavery?
“Bring wild horses from the Dark Continent and enslave them!”
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>>41058836long girl
can i ask for advice on how to draw pone better
>>41058640Ah yeah, I've been meaning to get to that. I'll try to finish the current update this week and post it next weekend.
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Are there any free/cheap animation software that allow puppets to be used?
VGH... Edition>Get the gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/394360/Hearts_of_Iron_IV/Reminder to use creamapi to get all the DLCs. You can also get the game for about $10 on instant gaming if you don't want to wait for a steam sale.>Get the modhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1826643372https://www.moddb.com/mods/equestria-at-war>Balefire Blueshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2307988796>Wikihttps://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/Equestria_at_War_Wiki>New to HoI4https://equestriaatwar.wiki.gg/wiki/New_to_Hearts_of_Iron_4https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs3acGYgI1-v2rWyEDR8Mn3Avf9CxH1s1Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41061192>Joblestia is canon even if you're a S2cel since Faust also revealed that NMM immediately BTFO Celestia when she came back.>if you ever lose to anything for any reason you're a jobberAnon, literally every character in the series is a jobber.
>>41061237Still if S4 is canon to EaW than that means Celestia and Luna canonically got their shit pushed in by vines, so them being 'immortal god emperors' already is pretty questionable characterization if they're that weak.
>>41061240If they're "that weak" then you run into the problem that Celestia wouldn't have survived for as long as she has.
>>41061240*magic vines made by Discord
>>41061330M6 didn't really have any trouble fighting them off when they weren't overwhelmed and you'd think Celestia would have enough power to keep them from raping her.
Your favorite pony turns into real life horse.What do you do?
>>41060974wtf is he doing those aren't bongos
Theres a horse farm not far from where I liveShould I??
>>41061272Volunteer and help the horses? Of course.
>>41061272Kill yourself with a hoof to the forehead? of course
>DerpyObjective: Survive
I CANNOT fathom why Rarity just keeps looking at food! I believe she must have an eating disorder at that point. Like, how does one even get to the point that merely LOOKING at food will release happy hormones?
>>41057994She takes HUGE lincoln log sized shits so she's on a strict diet to avoid nuking the toilet.
>>41060614I’d kill to be her plumber. And to be close enough to her that I have many opportunities to spike her meals
>>41059119Because dick is similar to food. And you imagine you being the food.
>>41059994Which? .-.
Rarity is very particular about food presentation.
The Coffin of Nonny and Shimmy edition.Last episode: >>40946813
>>41061257>Sunset starts asking you what your sperm count is
>>41061308I most know anon’s cum count is!
>>41061326>Commencing tactical assessment.>Red Chinese threat detected!
>>41061340why is peace so important to you? why is your goal peace? is peace not born from conflict? and conflict born from peace? how can you have one without the other? what does peace even mean to you? and what will you do to the ones who won’t listen? will you change them? or will you change yourself? what does the future look like to you? tell me
>>41061207>tfw Sunset tries to argue that by 2296, surely someone has figured out how to un-fuck inbred genes>"That shit they said about 'cousin stuff not being viable' is fake and gay, Anon."
>TyT s2 isn’t killing G5hasbro got rid of the TyT banner on the official Yt channel and replaced it with G4 LOL
>>41061242whats so bad about it? for me its row 6 aj
>>41061107>>41061242none of those applejack redesigns look very good
>>41061112This + I don't even care about any more official pony content being made at this point, it's just going to be the same people responsible for the near-universally hated content so why would I be excited for it. It's like people who want a sequel to their favorite games when the studios that would make it have been stripped of any of the competence they used to have
>>41061293Or a Revival none the less.
>>41061253Her hooves are green and chest fluff is for furries, you blind zoophile.>>41061298#6 is indeed pretty, but so unlike AJ it might as well be a redesigned Apple Cobbler.
golly on the 'logwhat is she posting
>>41056260Unf
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/555069/cozy-glows-completely-normal-familyThis could be interesting, though the tags and rating do put me off.
>>41060276It's certainly interesting.
>>41061232Can she fix her?
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the desert and to new colonies in the Mysterious South, passing between Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Despite the recent economic downturn and what is typically considered the slower season, you've remained busy this last month>You’ve fought bandits, Diamond Dogs, uncovered murders, and even encountered a tatzlwurm, discovering strange and unsettling rumors regarding secret wars along the way>Most recently you and a rival company, Roughshod, have been hired to escort a mixed group of settlers and public officials, fifty ponies in all, from the city of Appleloosa all the way down to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>Now, as you travel through a canyon to the southern colonies, you have found yourself in the middle of the rumored war between Dogs and Equestria>Taking shelter in an ancient Diamond Dog temple, you currently find yourself in the middle of a bloody battle for survival(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40927699/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41060602Yeah, might as well. Let's go.
>>41060602Yeah, we done all we can here and found some more useful informations not to mention sabotaging some of their work here let's see what else we can interfere with on our next location.
>>41060602Hey Hollow do you think these rods we collect might be 2 out of 3 keys needed to unlocking some kind of ancient secret hidden puzzle mechanism that'd lead us to either lost untold riches of the Ancient Diamond Dogs Treasury or probably some kind of well-preserve relic that will grant the user Ultimate Powerful Magic?!Furthermore, I also wonder if we're ever gonna have to use these magical rods in a fight should the situation calls for it when the outcome is about to become desperate and drastic.
>>41060602Lets use Earth Sight just to check if there's anything interesting.
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>>41060825I’ll be honest, undertale’s meta moment where it closed the game blew my dick open like a bento box sausage octopus. To be fair, I was in high school and didn’t even know games were able to close themselves like that, but it was a good memory. I think meta is good so long as there’s an element of surprise. The fic in question showed its hand from the get go which ruined it for me.
>>41061245Surprise, but foreshadowed. Video games like Metal Gear Solid and Undertale can use the fact they have stuff like tutorials and blunt exposition to more surprisingly break the fourth wall and go meta. You don't want to be half-way through All Quiet on the Western Front only for the main character to go "Boy, I'm sure glad you're safe at home, dear reader" out of nowhere, in actual dialogue.
>>41061245>blew my dick openCongrats on your transition.
>>41061263Good point.>>41061264Thanks, doc :^(
I get the awful feeling that I won't read tonight.
A thread dedicated to the lovely catbirbs and griffon gfs/bfs.Griffonbros wake up!>Previous Thread (Apr 2024)>>41002065 >ai griffon gfs (https://beta.character.ai/)Gilda: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=1vG3HI9DR_N8KM7eI7mXjH5I-d0zWDddb4ztXNjcAPwGabby: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=p5QXxLOFdx5okCH4okBzLbFLDsIWptG_mUHdWhq8RkEGallus: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=YDupJR9lajtxjhF64R2bWcQMRGyOEtvU5Os6vhXEdEQSilverstream: https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=9NfWEjdjN0a-HOYzQUEtko0Y7CqNVPcQiTGYC1o0tqE>Gilda Green Archive (Last Updated: 21/4/2023)https://ponepaste.org/5626Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41059963I love this pic
Hug griffons
What are your thoughts on buff pirate GGFs
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>>41061081She wouldn't like me, sadly.
Previous thread: >>41056119>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41061261I can be your walletbreaker if you wish
>quick restart warning before cam restartthat was cute and no, we don't mind
>>41061339I updated some settings, and also turned off shadows for now, lmk how it do as I'm heading out for a bit
>>41061354Sent you an inv on picarto btw
>>41061356Ye I got it
Previous thread: >>40895837Untimely demise edition>CYOA?Choose Your Own Adventure. AKA Quest.ITT:>Discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs>Give advice on CYOAs>Pitch ideas>Get critique>Trade artList of stories: WIP (formerly anonpone). Your best bet is to search via desuarchive.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41060290Link?
>>41060290I'm not sure what the root issue can be. The point of management sims is keeping ponies happy. We anons like keeping NPCs happy almost as much as we like watching MCs suffer, or maybe it's just me. What can go wrong? If you need a stricter temporal structure, slap in a limit: if the business is not thriving in two weeks, everybody is fucked, in a bad way.
>>41060290Well, and this isn't specifically directed at you, the main thing is that comfy is fake.Steaks need to exist regardless of if you're in a big fight with a big bad or if you're instead laying on your side on the carpet while making walking motions with your feet and pushing yourself in circles. This does not mean you need to put a bomb under the house or imply that a character's "comfy" actions will somehow relate to the destruction of their village. Nothing like that is needed.When twilight was belly-aching about giving gala tickets to her friends, it was interesting for reasons OTHER than the gala being important or the motivations of each of the mares being valid. The audience didn't really have a firm grasp on any of that, didn't know shit about if the gala would help or if their problems were fake and dumb. Instead, we watch the characters interact. They are forming a dynamic and creating a set of social rules. When twilight eats a daisy sandwich, it's interesting because she is testing a method of dealing with her circumstances. She's simply living as though she doesn't have cringe friends. She's trying it out for a few seconds. It's relevant to the conflict even before rainbow extorts her. Their particular motive, the gala tickets, are a specific conflict that gives them actions to preform so that they can express the real conflict, which is finding a place and a way to exist. Simmilarly, a pony on their side walking in circles is (probably) bored, which is itself a conflict which expresses that they don't have anything to do, which means there is conflict between them and all of society at that time. This would belong in a quest ABOUT a comfy lack of conflict.In cookie quest, the main character wants cookies, but what she does is spend time with her sister and, eventually, directly ask someone for cookies. She's becoming less of a little monster, part of society. (direct physical conflict and goal) > (interpersonal interactions and personalities) > (eventual and inevitable suggestion as to how one should live or should not live)And, given that formula, for big-action stories, it's the same. (Direct phsyical fight) >(gain power of friendship) > (reject avatar of bad behavior in favor of some better way of life)And that's basically 80% of stories, which means having an interesting goal and a setting isn't actually the same as having an interesting narrative. You can basically make your story about anything and, once you know what the conflict is, the work still won't be done.
>>41060290I didn't read your specific quest, but I can tell that while a central goal isn't necessary, you have to provide some goal or at least a direction to move towards. Otherwise you'll have five people trying to go in five different directions and the quest fizzles out because it ends up going nowhere.Don't expect players to come up with a plan or a plot that goes any further than your next piece of writing. Some might, but those are to be treated as an exception and won't always be present.
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